my pals hi - i guess its time for another intallment of the redneck archives - well this guys are my best friends in the world - this is kevin and jimmy - 2 real cool dude that hang out with me a lot and shit - but we are not as crazy anymore so we are not in jail once a week like when we was young and stuff - anyway kevin and jimmy are also still looking for some hot chiccas - so in case you are reading this and you are hot and shit - we all love hot american blondes - well write to us - its jimmycoolguy79@hotmail.com and k_pax_indianaj@yahoo.com and me of course that would be mike@shelleytherepublican.com - hey and shit - we gots an email from this chick - cindy was her name is beliv - anyway - you are ugly and i dont want to do you girl sorry - we guys are used to get better - by the way if you wants us all 3 or just them 2 of us we can arange sumthin like that - girl - evrything for tha ladies




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  duelling banjos this shit really is the bomb - i honestly watched it 50 times now - i just cant get enough of it - check it out

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  i am single i know this is gonna sound a litte odd and shit but i want the girls out there know that i am still single - so if there are any hot girls like the one on the picture out there - hey - how are ya - please write to me - ok - mike@shelleytherepublican.com (i got the email from my sister) - anyway - write to me girls - ok - would be cool if you live in iowa or in the greater area - well you have to be hot and shit and you have to be american and blonde if possible - and you have to be a patriot and not afraid to show it - ok - cya later you cute girls
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  i am mike goodman hey - thanks for reading my blog - i am mike goodman and i am a real true patriot and stuff - i just love my country that is what i want to say - and i hate them people who kind of spit and shit on america and do not value it and stuff - i want to make a stand against it - well - i recon the best thing to start out is to let y'all know who i am and stuff - so i am mike and i am what some damn elistists would call a redneck - so what - deal with it - you know what- them people that say some shit like that - are just shit you know and i dont care about it - well but they are right i am a redneck and i am proud of it - and i am not gonna change and i dont back down - what else - i love my country but i do have me problems with george double-u bush now - i just think he is not hard enough - you can probably figure i am a pretty hardcore rightwinger - and proud of it - fuck it - i just come right out and tell it - i think we have to show them camel-effers in iraq and iran and shit - we have to show them who the boss is on the planet and - well to come right out and say it - i dont like them towelheads - i reckon i just let it be for today - so cya later guys - ok
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