i know this is gonna sound a litte odd and shit but i want the girls out there know that i am still single - so if there are any hot girls like the one on the picture out there - hey - how are ya - please write to me - ok - mike@shelleytherepublican.com (i got the email from my sister) - anyway - write to me girls - ok - would be cool if you live in iowa or in the greater area - well you have to be hot and shit and you have to be american and blonde if possible - and you have to be a patriot and not afraid to show it - ok - cya later you cute girls

i am mike and i am what you call a redneck - deal with it - i am proud of it - if you want to know more about me - read the redneck archives - if not - i dont give a shit